An esteem attacked

I blow a kiss

I get a slap

I sing a tune

Please just clap

 

Palms together

Now add more force

More, please, more

Oh, that’s much worse

 

It shouldn’t be bleeding

That’s not right

Go wipe your hands 

On the inky tights

 

Did you hear me?

Not the gray pair

It’s still in the laundry

Having an affair

 

Is the blood gone?

No, don’t clap more

Your skin is too shattered

My god, you’re a bore

 

Just blow them a kiss

And get one back

 

It’s choking you? 

Dear, that’s not a kiss

That’s an attack

What are you looking for?